16. princess. athlete. private school kid. fun loving. rebel. occasionally awkward. i follow back absolutely everyone :)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
^Dying from that last comment.
|England:||What day is today?|
|Ireland:||Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.|
|Italy:||Holy shit is that today.|
|England:||What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?|
|*stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*|
|ENGLAND:||RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL|
|*DOORS B URST OPE N*|
|AMERICA:||*POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU|
|AMERICA:||*POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU|
|AMERICA:||*PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL|
|AMERICA:||YOU KNOW WHAT|
|AMERICA:||FUCK ALL OF YOU|
|AMERICA:||U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!|
|usa:||oh look at all this tea|
|usa:||it would be a shame|
new internet friend: so what country do you live in?
new internet friend: oh cool, which state?
me: the state of FREEDOM