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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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therearenowordstodescribeyou:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

^Dying from that last comment.

England:What day is today?
Ireland:It's Ju-
Ireland:Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.
Italy:Holy shit is that today.
England:What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?
*stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*
ENGLAND:FUCKING SHIT
ENGLAND:RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL
*DOORS B URST OPE N*
AMERICA:*POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU
AMERICA:*POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU
AMERICA:*PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL
AMERICA:YOU KNOW WHAT
AMERICA:FUCK ALL OF YOU
AMERICA:U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

miss-severus-holmes:

You know what day it is

USA USA USA USA USA!

(via luck-e-star)

the boston tea party

usa:oh look at all this tea
england:NO
usa:it would be a shame
england:amerICA NO
usa:if something
england:
usa:were to
england:
england:
england:
usa:happen

sighariona:

new internet friend: so what country do you live in?

me: america

new internet friend: oh cool, which state?

me: the state of FREEDOM

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